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Matthew. 30's. Southern California. I post mostly original content. My jokes are tagged/jokes. This blog is just for laughs take nothing I say seriously. Talk to me.

Jim Gaffigan

While it was maligned at the time, years later the song ‘Accidental Racist’ would prove to be instrumental in ending all racism on planet Earth.
History professor, 2150 AD

checkin out a hottie’s body but trying to be subtle about it


you had me at having a pulse

halloween party tip: rip off all your skin and flesh and go as the skeleton you truly are


like theres a difference between “i dont like this” and “this is bad” and a lot of yall need to learn the difference lest u look dumb in like

real life

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when an anon flirts with you but won’t reveal their identity



kill the imposter

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I hate double standards. If a guy has sex with a bunch of girls he’s “cool” but if a girl has sex with a bunch of horses she’s “sick.”