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Matthew. 30's. Southern California. I post mostly original content. My jokes are tagged/jokes. This blog is just for laughs take nothing I say seriously. Talk to me.
There is a sickipedia, it’s however a joke app rather then medical.
how dare they steal my idea by having it first

an open source online encyclopedia of diseases called Sickipedia

caseyanthonyofficial:

We were interviewing DJ’s for our radio station and this one guy was said “idk if I’d fit in I only like good music. Music that’s made in the 60's and 70's” and I was like yeah actually you're right goodbye.

"British humor is so much more sophistica-"

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This old colorized footage from 1939 shows Hanz the Goosestepping Cat, who was the only officially recognized non-human member of the Nazi Party. Reich Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels  personally taught Hanz to goosestep and do a Nazi “Heil Hitler” salute with his right paw. Goebbels believed Hanz’s abilities would demonstrate the superiority of German cats to the rest of the world.
Sadly, Hanz was eventually destroyed when it was revealed he had Jewish ancestry.

This old colorized footage from 1939 shows Hanz the Goosestepping Cat, who was the only officially recognized non-human member of the Nazi Party. Reich Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels personally taught Hanz to goosestep and do a Nazi “Heil Hitler” salute with his right paw. Goebbels believed Hanz’s abilities would demonstrate the superiority of German cats to the rest of the world.

Sadly, Hanz was eventually destroyed when it was revealed he had Jewish ancestry.

Dammit, who put this shitty U2 album in my iTunes?
Bono

Harry Styles quits One Direction and opens a salon called Harry’s Styles

"Your religious views?"

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Babe babe this isn't twitter, throw up on your own time hun.
matthewsagan matthewsagan Said:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

Don’t call me babe or hun. I’m not an infant, nor have I come to invade China.